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a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being
Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.
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When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.
I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.
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A saying that can be traced back to Buddhism. Basically it means that of course, there will be bad things in life that will cause you to suffer. It'll bring pain to you. However with this "mud" you eventually get stronger and grow as a result thus forming you into a beautiful "lotus". Just remember life gets better eventually but it takes time and effort.
Joel: Life just isn't good man. The past year has brought me nothing but depression, anxiety, and despair. It's an endless roller coaster and I want out so bad.
Ryan: No mud no lotus.
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The product that comes when person A gets anal really really rough by person B, so hard that person A may have gotten some minor cuts and/or tears of the anus/rectum. Then person B discreetly grabs a bottle of rubbing alcohol and douses person A's anal region, causing pain and anguish while purposefully trying to get the majority inside the rectum.
"dude i heard that chick ended up with some magma mud the other day"
"no way, that's sick"
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While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.
Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.
Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!
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When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.
Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud
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When two friends both do anal with the same girl.
Me and my best friend have both done anal with the girl down the street. We’re mud buds now.
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