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A female who prefers muffin to schlong.
She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.
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Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.
Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.
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After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.
Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.
So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.
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When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.
I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.
She's your mom too sis...
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For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant
I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.
Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh
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A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.
"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."
Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!
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