Chicken Muffin

A Nickname for a/your dog.

Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.

Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.

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Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.

Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.

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Cunt Muffin

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin

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Rump Muffin

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

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muffin to nothin'

A declaration of victory, usually used after beating someone in a game or sport; or insulting them.

"Nothin'" is often pronounced as "nuffin."

Looks like the score is muffin to nothin'!

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Muffin Project

A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.

Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.

Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.

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giggle muffin

its a muffin that makes u high :D the end

matt what are u eating...oh nothing just a giggle muffin...oh no man ur going to get high

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