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Any kind of rock
The term came in the 50's when Elvis' hip swinging led to objections in the christian societys. The church then linked rock and roll to the "inapproporiate" hip jolting, wich further led to blasphemy and the devil.
The term was discontinued in the 60's, when all the popular rock bands formed. (Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane etc.)
If he has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the devil's music, i sure is rebel enough to try drugs!
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A cheap, musical alternative to prozac, useful for curing depression. Musical prozac consists of much time spent listening to most excellent tunes until you no longer feel like shit.
Friend 1: Last night kind of sucked ass. Sure, after all that ginorade I got that free welcome mat and that Johnny Cash poster I always wanted, but I missed the chance to have a meaningful goodbye with my friend! And she's moving away! I'm so depressed now. I need some prozac but I don't have health insurance because this country doesn't give a fuck about my well-being.
Friend 2: No worries, man. Just take some musical prozac.
Friend 1: What do you recommend?
Friend 2: Well, you could pop some XTC and listen to trance. Or how about "I got a feeling" by Black Eyed Peas? Anything by Matt and Kim would do the trick.
Friend 1: Dude, all those recommendations sound kind of gay.
Friend 2: Yeah but 'gay' isn't just about what you dream of being with me, douchebag, it also means the same as 'happy', and it means that for a reason.
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Punk is some of the greatest music of all time in my opinion. Real punk consists of bands like Minor Threat, Civil Disobedience, Leftover Crack, Bad Brains, A Global Threat, and so much more. (Notice I didn't put the typical Ramones or Sex Pistols because 1. they're not even that great 2. they ain't got shit on most hardcore punk bands out there and 3. they're kind of overrated.) Anyone that wants to say bands like MXPX or Lagwagon (I usually call them pussy punk, but even calling them any kind of punk at all is just insulting to the real deals) are punk deserves to be shot in the back of the fucking head, seriously. Notice that bands like that have a simple band name probably with no meaning behind it and lyrics that appeal to kids 12 and under...douche bag pussies. Bands like Bad Religion and A Global Threat a great meaning behind the title as well as the lyrics that usually have to do with the fucked up society we live in today. People may tell me that punk is dead but you know what? Doesn't mean I still can't like it. AND a lot of old school punk bands are still making great music today, so FUCK YOU! =
Punk's not dead, it just smells that way.
punk music
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example songs:
"she thinks my trackers sexy"
"i love this bar"
enough said
If you hear someone listening to country music run
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Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.
I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.
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The method of therapy by using musical means, such as guitar and piano. It lets people express and release pent up feelings by playing or listening to music.
Guy 1: Can you play guitar for me?
Guy 2: I can play, but I'm just too depressed to play right now...
Guy 1: Have you ever heard of Music Therapy? It's supposed to really help with stuff like that!
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State when a person is listening to loud music and cannot hear anything around then whatsoever.
Me) hey kurtis!
Kurtis).....................
Me) KURTIS!!!
KURTIS).....................
Matt) dude... hes in a music coma
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