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Chat noir is a sexy beast a hot mother fucker and I wish he was real but alas he is not🥲
Chat noir is a sexy beast
Chatting on IM when you know the other person is not actually at their computer. The chat is time-shifted like Tivo and you know that your 'instant' message will not be immediately read. Instead you chat knowing that the messages will not be read until the other person returns to their computer.
me: hey, u @?
me: Tivo chat time
me: u should have heard the ruckus whn my p's came home
me: give me a holla whn ur back
me: i'll b on cell @ the beach byotch
me: going 4 a dip in de ocean!
me: ciao
the very essence of toxicity in telegram
dont fucking go there
its so toxic it makes the chernobyl nuclear plant look like a regular day
Person 1: Do you want to join re chat?
Person 2: Fuck no.
The upmost worst Group Chat to ever exist
Person 1: "Yo, you in Pals Chat"?
Person 2: "Yeah man, it sucks"
Snap chatting while taking a dump
I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious
A French phrase my step sis got so fucking wrong, she spells it as, C'est un chatte (prounounced-shat)
Me being an intellectual: Hey Meili, C'est un chat! (i point at the cat )
Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!