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Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.

"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."

by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018


german

german is someone that’s very emo and doesn’t like showing their eyes and plays minecraft and roblox all day

dude : omg is that german
girl : yes he’s so emo

by hello28462926 November 24, 2021


German

South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.

Look at that German! Always looking for free smoke

by Yomamaexbf June 7, 2024


German

German is a funny and kind person who loves travelling and planes.If you don´t know something,German always has the answer.But be careful,German is a great person and a great friend but if you mess with him he can expose you.

Person 1: Who´s that boy over there throwing pistachios?
Person 2: He is German.

by JochuMaiz October 7, 2020


German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!

One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?

by CynthiaTheKindOne November 23, 2021


German

German is the type of guy who will either laugh with you or laugh at you. But he’s a really amazing friend. He will try his best to understand you. He will try his VERY best to fix problems. He maybe not show he cares all the time like some people, but it’s ok! He’s still an amazing person and you should be very glad and lucky to even be close him!

WHOS NAME IS GERMAN???”
“Someone who deserves everything good in life :)”

by CynthiaTheKindOne November 23, 2021


German

Very humorous! Will guide the conversation taking it in whatever direction they want. Always knows what to say and how to be forgiven. If they wanted to they could be a good serial killer-but secretly they have a HUGE heart. Soft spot for Roblox and Minecraft-they are truly BUILT DIFFERENT!

“German is the funniest boy at our school!”

by Anonymous server September 13, 2020