listen man, I get it. you're bored to hell. But maybe it's a good idea to stop typing random shit onto your keyboard and work on your essay instead?
Ugh... I feel !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/!! I just wanna do something interesting to save me from this hellish boredom...
When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet
Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”
A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.
A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."
A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.
Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!
When one passionately kisses a call girl after going down and her and procedes to make love to her.
Had a great time last night ended up giving the call girl the ole frank while she returned the favor.
You are now the Master of Boredom, You wrote the QWERT keyboard combo diagonally and repeated it again with the shift button on. You've already grown young one, now, it's time to find more combos, I wish you great luck and strength.
Me: So you're bored?
You: Yeah, what should I do, I've already done all the QWERT combos
Me: There is more young one, try this one: "1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|"
You: Okay I'll try
Me: Good luck young one!
Something you need to stop staring at people with.
Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •