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When you cum in their pussy or asshole, add rice bubbles and eat it up. YUM!
She let me Snap, Crackle & Pop last night and now I ain't need no breakfast
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To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.
Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia
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Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.
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A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
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The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.
You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!
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After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.
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You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...
"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."
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a phrase stan twitter should stop using
Stan: *Posts a video of Ariana Grande singing*
Another stan: Maybe she snapped
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