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To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.
Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.
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A new-age dance move performed by making a wanking motion with the hands, although done at the level of the nipples, such that it looks as if you are milking your fucking tits dry/wanking your nips.
Can be performed by both males and females.
May be used as a dice-rolling technique in the dice game of "Shit On My Dick."
I tore up the dance floor with my mammary wanking last night!
That mammary wank roll scored you a shit on my dick! Nice work!
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The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank.
1)I had an awesome power wank last night.
2)Q: What's Ed doing?
A: He's powering it up in his room.
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The Drive-By-Wank (DBW) was first seen in Shoreditch in 2002 and has slowly been gaining a reputation as the ultimate dare!!
The DBW is notoriously difficult to pull off due to many variables but in essence one is required to find a woman with a low-cut top on or a backless top, either way exposing a good amount of flesh.
The DBW'er is required to get himself ready by fiddling with himself so he's just on the brink of shooting his load (extremely difficult to even get to this stage in a crowded bar without getting arrested!). He then blatently runs past her wanking madly and shooting his flith paste all over her exposed flesh and then legging it before he gets lynched!!
"She's perfect Drive-By-Wank material"
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The process of returning home from Iraq, realizing you haven't seen a woman in 18 months, turning on the TV, realizing that the Rosie O'Donnell show is the only show on, and getting the lotion out due to desperation.
Dude, I had to pull a Rosie Wank today. I couldn't take it anymore!
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A "Wiki Wank" is a wee quick bout of self pleasuring.
The word "Wiki" translates into "Quick" and we all know what a "Wank" is...don't we? So basically a Wiki Wank is a quick, sometimes messy, game of "Me-Myself-&-I"!
My boyfriend has gone to the club with the lads to watch some football so I need a good wiki wank!
Better go to wikiwank.com!
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