someone who will break your fucking heart and is racist and homophobic. He hurts and abuses girls and even his own mum. He acts like a 5 year old when he doesn’t win a round on fortnite and will be the type to smash his tv up if he don’t get his own way. He’s ginger with a dry ass personality. If you ever come across an owen just run and never go back because I swear he’ll mess you up.
The name Owen is a crappy name. Owens are annoying and very disrespectful. If you date someone with the name Owen I advise you to be careful and possibly not get too involved with him. They will try to force you into things you don’t want and they tend to only think about themselves when in a relationship. Never get involved or develop any sort of friendship with an Owen because they are awful.
Owen tried to get in my pants when I said no multiple times.
A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.
Who is making such bad dad jokes?
Oh it’s just Owen again.
Owen is the type of guy that when you take off his pants he whips out his 25inch penis
Holy shit Owen your penis is huge!!
The type of guy to get the best girl and loves video games
Owen has the cutest girl and is the best at video games
fat bastard anybody in the world called Owen is an absolute mong and is so retarded they cannot properly function without cracking wise jokes that seem to hide the fact they have a very shitty life and only ever date foreign women who eventually end up finishing them anyway