the pillow

an average just shapes and beats / ori and the will of the wisps / kirby triple deluxe / miitopia enjoyer

hyelo, i am the pillow and i like 2 characters

Pillow User

A term for a general weirdo - derived from the act of purchasing an anime body pillow

me: ‘Hey did you see Yannis last weekend’ friend: ‘Nah she turned out to be a total pillow user’

pillow sniping

throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over

"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."

moldy pillows

An old lady's titties.

I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.

Poochy Pillow

A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.

Jakob: Give me that Poochy Pillow!!!!

Jaden: DO NOT TOUCH MY POOCHY PILLOW!!!

Bus Pillow

An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.

I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!

pillow test

She screams and put a pillow over her head

Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.

Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?