Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

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Purple Juice

Very yummy.

Purple juice is my favorite juice.

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purple bandana

extremely fuckin cool bandana. purple, big, glorius, tight, and overall awesome

“WOAH JOHN THATS A REALLY COOL PURPLE BANDANA!” “yes”

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Purple Berliner

A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.

'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner

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Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

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Purple passion

The act of performing fellatio in a slow and gradual progression inching towards the base of the penis very slowly, similar to how vines slowly grow on the side of a home. Often ridiculed due to its slow pacing, however afficianados of the activity swear by experiencing an enhanced orgasm during it. Due to purple being the color of royalty, it is an act only performable by the finest of MILFs.

Chad: dude, Sasha gave me the finest of purple passion. It took like 7 hours, but my meat scepter exploded at the end!
Biff: ah man, I’ve been trying to get Stacy to give me that purple passion, but she’s just not fine enough, I’m jealous bro!

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Purple suit

It's a pimp suit look up pimp suits and you'd see a lot of purple suits. Even in cartoons when Stewie from family guy was a pimp in the game he wore a purple suit. A pimp named Slickback from The Boondocks also wears a purple suit. Fruit Juice from lil pimp wears a purple suit

Oh he got a purple suit on is he a pimp or sum

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