Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

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Got real bad

The act of getting intoxicated and performing an act that you would not normally do.

Hausman got real bad last night at Bot's and hooked up with Harvey Wallbanger. Last time we saw him he was washing the gay off his penis.

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real-life

My own shorthand for real-life meeting with a previously strictly online acquintance.

My man and I had our first real-life last year. Disastrous as it was, we were able to overcome our difficulties and hope to have another real-life soon.

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Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!

SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.

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Puta Real Madrid

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".

¿¡DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT GOAL WAS ON OFF-SIDE, THEY PAID THE REFEREE, ¡PUTA REAL MADRID!

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real nibba hours

the time between 7:30 PM and 2:30 AM when real shit goes down

Hey Marc its real nibba hours

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yo chat is this real?

A common generic question often asked by twitch streamers to their viewers when shown a meme/video etc. they don't understand

Usually said as a reply to some random outlandish statement/meme

"Yo chat is this real?"

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