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when a lonely man is so desperate to get a nut that he relys on his dog to lick his dick then he cums on its face
yo my girlfriend was away for the weekend so i resorted to using a fucking salty dogg.It actually wasnt tht bad
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When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.
Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!
“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.
Synonymous with "low key salty", Low sodium salty describes the act of being angry/pissed/upset but to a lesser or more subtle degree.
"I ate the last cookie and Aaron was being low sodium salty about it..."
"Aisa was being low sodium salty about having to pay the bills"
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When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
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The smell of fresh cum pouring out of your asshole
I just love the smell of salty coins and milk
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noun/verb-upgraded from its root name, salty, salty spitune refers to someone who makes a drawlin comment and deserves more than just the act of being salty
mom: "Its eigth o'clock.It's time to get your ass home.
mike: "But mom, im 16!"
salty spitune
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