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Salty sinus flush

When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.

Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!

“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.

by Amand4 June 20, 2021


Salty potato cake

A legend or an amazing person

"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"

by Sarah dim sim December 28, 2016


salty dogg

when a lonely man is so desperate to get a nut that he relys on his dog to lick his dick then he cums on its face

yo my girlfriend was away for the weekend so i resorted to using a fucking salty dogg.It actually wasnt tht bad

by jim germanokas March 21, 2008


Low Sodium Salty

Synonymous with "low key salty", Low sodium salty describes the act of being angry/pissed/upset but to a lesser or more subtle degree.

"I ate the last cookie and Aaron was being low sodium salty about it..."
"Aisa was being low sodium salty about having to pay the bills"

by martelldesu April 12, 2016


Salty gammon mush

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.

Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush

by RyanEmm July 22, 2009


Salty coins and milk

The smell of fresh cum pouring out of your asshole

I just love the smell of salty coins and milk

by Dirtapplegoat November 04, 2016


Salty Sea Slapper

or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.

"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"

by Rapture333 April 29, 2009