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The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!
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a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank
id love for her to suck his bank
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Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.
"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."
"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
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A person who thinks he is a pirate one week and the following week he has a gin in him the also think they have cancer and tell every soul he meets that he is dieing from a brain tumor but yet never receives any treatment and goes back to being a land pirate
That cock and bull sea rover is at it a again fibbing about his brain tumor and thinking some one stole his land ship
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inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"
I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week
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The earrings that are aptly known as "guages". They're for catching Fat women, and underage emo chicks.
Dude, that guy has deep sea fishing lures. What a toolbag.
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Frogs are amphibians in the order Anura (meaning "tail-less", from Greek an-, without + oura, tail), formerly referred to as Salientia (Latin saltare, to jump). The name frog derives from Old English frogga, (compare Old Norse frauki, German Frosch, older Dutch spelling kikvorsch), cognate with Sanskrit plava (frog), probably deriving from Proto-Indo-European praw = "to jump".1
Most frogs are characterized by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits (fingers or toes), protruding eyes and the absence of a tail. Most frogs have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping or climbing. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds or lakes, and their larvae, called tadpoles, have gills and develop in water. Adult frogs follow a carnivorous diet, mostly of arthropods, annelids and gastropods. Frogs are most noticeable by their call, which can be widely heard during the night or day, mainly in their mating season.
The distribution of frogs ranges from tropic to subarctic regions, but most species are found in tropical rainforests. Consisting of more than 5,000 species described, they are among the most diverse groups of vertebrates. However, populations of certain frog species are declining significantly.
A distinction is often made between frogs and toads on the basis of their appearance, caused by the convergent adaptation among so-called toads to dry environments; however, this distinction has no taxonomic basis. The only family exclusively given the common name "toad" is Bufonidae, but many species from other families are also called "toads," and the species within the toad genus Atelopus are referred to as "harlequin frogs
The Pot Belly Sea Frog bombina is a fire-bellied toad native to mainland Hood. George Town Jackson ,MS These toads are slightly toxic sometimes to humans. When they shed their skin, they bloat themselves and make a coughing sound, then start to tear the old skin off with their mouth, and eat it for nutrition, to reveal newer, brighter skin. Fire-Bellied toads have a bright lime green dorsal traversed by black spots, and orange to bright red bellies with black bars and stripes. The skin is mildly bumpy, the eyes set high to suite a semi-aquatic life style, and also well webbed back feet. Color and body variations will be described for each of the other 3 species commonly sold as or mistaken for Oriental Fire-Bellied Toads. They are the largest of the bombina family
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