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to be said to someone who is being an idiot.
leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
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Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)
Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!
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A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
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A short girl (5'8" or under) who will only date tall men (generally 6' or over) as she is insecure about her own lack of height, and wants to compensate.
Note "short girl" means short in terms of male height - the short girl is very insecure, so measures her height against both men and women, not just women.
She is very intent on compensating - but will very rarely admit that that is why she loves tall guys. For her, generally, the taller the better. May be insecure in other areas, for example weight, her own facial features.
"Yeah, any guy I date simply has to be over 6 foot tall"
"Although I'm only 5'6", I just wouldn't feel comfortable dating a guy who is shorter than 6'2""
"She's only dating him to compensate for her height. Short girl syndrome!"
"She's got serious short girl syndrome - he's nearly a foot taller than her!"
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Lil Wayne- King Kong
"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."
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Taking a bowel-emptying crap in one's shorts, usually in response to being startled. The complete and sudden evacuation of one's bowels into their underwear or shorts.
"Dude, when that car came at me I filled my shorts!"
"Yeah, I can smell it!"
"BOO!"
"Damn dude, you made me fill my shorts you bitch"
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Shorts typically worn by men and other masculine of center folks that fall inches above the knee and showcases the wearers thighs and'calves; a summer staple.
A summertime thirst trap for generations.
Feminine equivalent to Hoochie mama
Look at Emanuel over there, rocking his Hoochie Daddy shorts at the pool.
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