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When a women goes to sleep while very horney has a dream about sucking a penis gets out of bed sleep walks to the closest penis and procedes to suck it... Sleep sucking
Julia went to bed very horney thinking about the boy she likes penis once she fell asleep she got out of bed sleptwalked into her brothers room and started sucking on his penis he woke up and banged her in the but ...sleep sucking
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Sleep bandit: a particularly clever gentleman who picks up on rich bitches and robs them blind while their sleeping after sex
"Fuck that man is ruthless,he even took the bitches perfume,what a Sleep bandit!"
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When a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.
Attempt the Sleeping Dragon when the time is right
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Sleep that is not had in your own bed, safe (most of the time) in your own home. i.e. in a gutter, ditch, field, or a bed belonging to someone else! Thus risking any number of things happening to you.
A man woke up naked in a field with several poker chips stuck to his "member", and a tatoo of Tony Blair on both his buttocks. When picked up by police and asked what happened, he said "i guess i drank so much yesterday evening that i suffered a whole night of unprotected sleep".
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The marks left on the skin of your face or body by pillows, night-wear or bed-linen after a goodnight's rest.
when I woke up this morning I had sleep scars all over my face, I looked like a right psycho
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When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.
John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.
Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!
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When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!
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