Spitting day

This girl called Ashpreet spits in things

Today is the spitting day

Ashpreet likes to spit in things

Spitting Day

Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with

I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit

Sentence spit

You know when you want to rap battle someone and you end up throwing a sentence at them then they spit one at you then you spit on at them
Really just s stupid way to rap battle someone, for Peopel who barely ever rap,
Anyone in the audience can join in anytime.

Dude 1#"Oi rap battle me"
Dude 2# "okay"
Dude 1#"you go first"
Dude"okay, look at you fat cunt, I'll boot your head in drop punt."
Crowd#OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Dude 2#"yo, you think that was good, word of advice cunt that was sentence spit, we ain having those in my hood."
Dude 1# "was that meant to be good? Cos it dum, you truffle butter your bros,than gobble it up mmmmmm yum"
AussieBystander"mate you call that a rap, it was crap, I'll twist your neck *snap!*"
Crow: OOOOOOOOOOOHH
Dude 2#"fuck you, Aussie shit! I'll brake both your legs and chuck you in the pit"
Aussiebystander"what was that? My seven year old brother could come up with a better rhyme, I"lol curb stomp your skull with my Nike, than bunny hop your corpse with my bike, I sneeze on the audience cos I'm sick on the mic."
Crowd#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spit Nugget

A last result insult to call someone in an argument

'You are a fucking Spit Nugget, Levi'

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

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Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

Sewer Spit

The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.

There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.