boy: da mamma knows da story
other boy: i told you to tell no-one
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The best Mario game ever made.
Mario and Luigi Bowserโs inside story is the best Mario game
Youโre spitting facts
Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION
*a eternity later*
Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.
a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.
i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back
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Larry Stylinson is a definition of love... Just search it... You won't regret it... Use Google or Youtube, Tumblr, Twitter it doesn't matter where because it's everywhere...
Because love is equal, love is love
Person1:what do you think is the greatest love story of all time?
Person2:Larry Stylinson
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Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
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wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win
just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb
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