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A guy with a small dick, who makes everyone want to end it all. He sucks major dick and can take anything up the ass. He dates girls who he doesn’t have the balls to do anything to her. He can be good at video games and prizes them over his girlfriend. He weighs less than Josh Wagner.
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Eva likes Jacob but Jacob likes everyone but eva
“Eva and Jacob sitting in a tree”
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He's a guy who you thought would be sweet, fun, and friendly, but turned out to be the opposite. He smells really, really bad, too. He goes to your school and now that you broke up with him, it's very awkward and annoying when he looks at you and pretends that he wasn't .
Brittany- Ewww, did you see that guy named Jacob?
G- Oh yeah, he smells very bad, so I wouldn't go over there if I were you
Brittany- Oh thanks!
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Someone with an enormous dick and who's pullout game is God-tier
Damn that guy looks like a Jacob
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...gay
"Yo, y'know Uzair Jacobs? Yeaahhhhh...hella gay<3"
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