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An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
something that only a mom would think is funny.
usually is something cute not funny.
movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.
A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.
a really fast speed walk. most times seen in in grocery stores when your moms in a hurry.
"danggggg she can really mom walk."
When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.
I have an ex mom
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A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom
Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!