The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.
"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."
When the lava in a lava lamp combines to form a large gelatinous, miraculous, and hypnotizing creation at the top. This creation proceeds to pull downward under the force of gravity. It often takes the shape of a midget banana. It then drips...hence a top drip.
Adam: Wait for it...wait for it....could it be???
Deanna:.....SWEET! TOP DRIP!!!
When a person accidentially or purposely brushes against or grabs a females boobs on the outside of her clothes, hence outside top.
"Yeah, I accidentially outside topped that bitch but I think she liked it!"
Little kisses on the top of a dickhead
I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top
Run the tops - play futuretops, start a futuretops server etc.
Hey Joe, wanna run the tops?
CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.