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Here is the story of Big Lion.
Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.
Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.
But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.
Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.
The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion?
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
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A 3 Liter bottle of soda!!!! Available at certain drug stores.
Why on earth do all of you have a bottle of Big Fizz?
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Making money, poppin bottles and partying like a rockstar
Me and my Boyz are doing it big out here in Idaho.
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A steroid-addled homosexual with a power complex and a perchant for fabricating female alter egos.
Not to be trusted near children.
That Big Russ touched me inappropriately.
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Someone unimportant walks in the room, but he thinks he is really important. Everyone refers to him as The Big Murray, which he thinks is a compliment, but everyone else knows that he is a douche.
"Hey Aaron, did you see? Andrew just got here."
"Oh, you mean The Big Murray?
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