Random
Source Code
Random
a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.
What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.
A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes
Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute
1👍 10👎
A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.
Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.
3👍 1👎
a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs
person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child
A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.
When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.
6👍 2👎
A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"
28👍 12👎