Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.
dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!
Ahh, she's such a fail frog!
a attempt which has ended poorly
a person with a high failure percentage
a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"
1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"
1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."
1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
When someone uses business jargon that makes them sound like a complete moron.
Kevin: Well there are the known unknowns to consider....
Derek: Did you just say known unknowns? Did those words really just come out of your fail hole?
Is defined as when you are drinking from a bottle, and its only a little left, the host of the party has to finish it as a shot
Its your room, you gotta do the party fail