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When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.
specific scenario for the term "goated"
person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?
person2: no, what?
person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.
person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!
Allen: shut up.
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n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.
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A group of kids that yell emo goat in middle of class
Kid 1 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 2 "EMO GOAT"
kid 3 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 4 "EMO GOAT"
Teacher "please be quite"
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to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.
I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.
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An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "
Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"
Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"
Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
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A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.
"Damn he has a goat penis.
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A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?
You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.
George Bush was definitely below goat.
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