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To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
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"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them
jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out
holy shit i can see her pubic hair
she is wearing hairy skinny jeans
A hairy Fred is a fishing bait made by tuna cowboy lures in the USA.
You have any more of them hairy Freds I'm out.
A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.
A Hairy shaft.
Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.
The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string
Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but