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A redneck man who tends to make jokes that make no sense, or not funny at all. If you are a little bit funny, you sre considered a Chris Honey.
I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THAT ONCE, HAHAHAHA
- Kyle Honey.
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Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
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to inject warm, musty pee into an unsuspecting person's mouth
come here kyle im gonna show you what fresh urine tastes like
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Kyle and Maddie would be the best couple on the face of the earth. Completely compatable with eachother and know how to get along easily. They normally like the same things but also have differences which make them more close. Maddie, if you have a kyle, stick with him. Kyle, if you have a Maddie, dont lose her or you will regret it for the rest of your life. Relationships with Kyles and Maddies will normally be a success.
man, kyle and maddie are so cute together. im so jealous!
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The definition of scum, who wants what he can't have
Kyle is such a shit starter
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Someone who does drugs every weekend, eats tomato sauce sandwiches and commits mindless vandalism.
Kyle's been back at it with the law-breaking and tomato sauce sandwich eating...
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All you need is monster energy, a house full of drywall, and stupidity.
He’s both and idiot, and a pussy.
He’d rather crush drywall instead of puss.
Has become a stupid internet meme through video and picture.
You more than likely know a Kyle.
Kayla is a female Kyle
Did you see Josh last night he did Tequila, and Monster Energy. There wasn’t a drywall in the house.
He was acting like a 2019 Kyle.
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