Rural Dictionary

ass pee

The stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your anus after eating massive quantities of over-salted food. Similar in consistency and sound to regular 'pee,' only brown, malodorous, and from the bad hole.

Man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that I'm going to ass pee all fucking night.

by Orkstein March 16, 2007

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power pee

A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.

It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.

Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.

Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.

nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!

by Hans le Noir January 9, 2006

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pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Butt Peeing

Verb: The action of having sex, otherwise referred to as butt peeing. Pretty much just a synonym for intercourse.

I can't wait to get back home so I can pee in your butt!

Want to come over to my place for a little Butt Peeing?

Paws wants to know if you are going to be around later so he can empty a liter of pee in your butt.

by Chief Big Paws November 25, 2011

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