Three Finger Bowling is an old school term used in place of the shocker.
Father: Son, what is the shocker?
Son: (explains)
Neighbor: Ohhh we used to call that Three Finger Bowling!
A three way in which a mother and daughter are the females involved.
The MILF I met last night got mad at me for suggestion her daughter join us in a cowboy three way.
a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..
Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !
Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...
Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.
Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.