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Someone who is manipulative, evil, and a gold digger
She is such an manipulative, and evil witch, what an Amber Heard
When you talk about someone or think about them and they appear in your immediate future.
Wow! I was just talking about Alex yesterday and I ran into him today! Some peole may say this a coincidence, but it's not... it's an Amberism!
Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!
Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!
Man: ...
Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"
She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.
Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"
Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.
This sexual fetish or kink where you allow a woman to beat you up and shit your bed
Steve: Did you heard that Monica was ambering jerry last night
Frank: No wonder he smelt like poop and had bruises