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Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.
Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!
Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.
FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.
Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.
When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.
Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!
At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!
sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.
"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'
Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone
"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him?"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"
Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone
"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"