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an altercation between vaginas
'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.
"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."
The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.
"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"
v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw
Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost