National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.
Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”
Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”
June 24th is officially national minion day.
“OMG do you what day it is?”
“June 24th?”
“Yes! It’s national minion day!”
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A day that you confess to your crush. Tell them you like them. Probably get rejected. Any day would be a good day to do that but for those of you looking for a date to put on your calendar, try February 5.
"Hey today is National Crush Day"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Go confess your undying love!!"
"Ahh okay"
Johnny Pump Nation is a gang based out of Oakland County Michigan in metro Detroit, specifically in the city of Troy. founded in 2020 official membership of the gang is not known but has numerous members the bulk of the gang is scattered across the US and Canada they are a renegade faction who beefs with everybody including the entire city of Detroit and are at war with a lot of gangs and are only allied with 3 groups including GDs, Black stone guerrilas and the CIA
“Johnny pump nation”
the baddest mfers on the planet
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November 10th is national Scorpio where we appreciate how badass & classy Scorpios are
“Hey man it’s national Scorpio day today”
Today is the the day we’re y do what you want an not care who sees or who likes it or doesn’t like as long as you like it
We’re your hair out or two different shoes cause today is. National IDGAF day
This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.
Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.
Bill: That's because it's national boring day.
Jackie: Oh I see.