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The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.
I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.
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A euphemism for getting high.
"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."
"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"
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when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.
Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?
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A person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.
Man #1: Awww damn, I only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!
Man #2: Hey, don't worry! Just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an "awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree" where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!
Man #1: Dude, you're such a tree-ist, you can't plant those!
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Trees on deck means a drug dealer has drugs available for sale.
Hmu, i got trees on deck
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were you shove your penis down a womens mouth repeatedly so it looks like a palm tree because of your balls going up and down like coconuts and your pubes moving around like the leaves.
Dazza: hay man did you palm tree that bitch last night man
George: FUCK YEAH!
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A group of people who enjoy having sex with tree's and worshiping The Maple Tree as their God. They live under Weeping Willows and only come out after the winter equinox.
Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?
Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.
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