Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

leeknows wife

we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER

leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....

Man associated with extremely hot Shaindel-space.

Like a hot-knife (through butter)

(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)

knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....

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Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...