A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.
Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.
John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.
A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust
John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger
If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"
"F*ck off would ya tony!"
"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.
You become burnt toast.
Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.
Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast