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When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
To lightly roast or make fun of; not as bad as getting roasted
He was going to roast me, but his insults were mediocre, I'd say he toasted me.
The best food ever also made by toasters
*scion xb breaks down in hot sun *
Awwcrap I’m toast
Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.
The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.
The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.
Don’t talk to me I haven’t have my toast yet.