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A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.
I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
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What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.
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Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"
"TURD SQUAD"
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When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
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when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin
dude did someone give that guy a roker turd
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Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.
Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.
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– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
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