ur mom

the best response to any non yes or no question can be stopped by no u

jim:what was that?
bob:ur mom
jim:no u
bob: hi mom

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

Ur mom

to defy someone in style

person 1:it is cool !
person2:like Ur mom oooooooooo!

ur mom

ur mom

person one : "who is that?"
person two : "ur mom :D"

ur mom

shes incredibly fat looooooooooooooooool
probably nikocado avocado clone

P1: "what's ur mom's name?"
P2: "it's nico avocado 2.0"

Ur mom

Doing rn

Doing ur mom

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*