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having sex with a corpse for the first time in your life.
like loosing your virginity to a human but to a corpse.
last night we grave robbed for the pleasure of loosing our necro-virginity
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The act of sticking your dick in Sirichai Sauce and then repeatedly fucking the girl with your hot dick.
Dude, I gave this girl a flaming virgin last night.
Jt: Her pussy was so hot.
Will: How hot?
Jt: I gave her the flaming virgin.
Will: Well, that pussy is no longer fuckable.
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A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
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Someone who has never seen or watched porn.
He thinks he knows everything about porn.
I am only one that knows really he is a visual virgin.
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someone who has read the twilight series
A: "I just read twilight the other day..."
B: "You're a virgin too?"
A: "Yeah I'm a twilight virgin..uuDUUUUUUH"
B: "But you're already 29...."
A: "wayne...."
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a slut commonly called ashley, that likes to steal young boys virginity....there harsh whores.
dude my sister is such a virgin snatcher
i know she took my 15 year old brothers :)s
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The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?
The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.
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