Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

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Visual Virgin

Someone who has never seen or watched porn.

He thinks he knows everything about porn.
I am only one that knows really he is a visual virgin.

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twilight virgin

someone who has read the twilight series

A: "I just read twilight the other day..."
B: "You're a virgin too?"
A: "Yeah I'm a twilight virgin..uuDUUUUUUH"
B: "But you're already 29...."
A: "wayne...."

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virgin snatcher

a slut commonly called ashley, that likes to steal young boys virginity....there harsh whores.

dude my sister is such a virgin snatcher
i know she took my 15 year old brothers :)s

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Virgin Mason

The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?

The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.

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christian virginity

When a girl wants to retain her virginity (vaginal), yet still wants to engage in a sex act similar to vaginal sex (anal). Therefore losing her anal virginity, but not vaginal virginity in the process.

Yeah, my girlfriend Ashley had her Christian virginity for two years because she believed in a Christian myth about pregnancy. When she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.

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Angry Virgin

A person who calls another person a simp because they don’t get as much pussy as the other

“Oh what a simp!!” said Mark
“Sucks to be you, ya angry virgin” says Joe

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