1. When an artist who is used to make a certain genre of music changes their still to fit into today's society then you hear it on the radio every 17 minutes
2. When you have that one friend (or yourself...) who doesn't listen to a particular artist and only likes the songs they hear on the radio or popular new songs. You are considered "Pop washed"
1.
Michelle: Halsey used to make good music like "Gasoline" and "Castle" now all her new songs are Pop washed!
Anna: Ikr! Like what even is bAd At lOve. Yuck!
Michelle: Right!! Smh my head
2.
Jack: Have you heard the new song "Siko Mode" 🤠
Michelle: Dude... you're so pop washed
Jack: Bro it's really good thoooo
When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.
Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.
A day where you wash your neck.
Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!
When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash