A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.
"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."
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The vagina.
"It's a vaginal prolapse. Her willy socket is falling out!"
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What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.
"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."
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When you oil a girls breasts and then titty fuck her.
John: βDude, Tiffany has great boobs.β
Chase: βYeah, Iβd love to give her a wet Willy.β
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The act of smacking someone with your willy/cock/penis. Usually done to assert dominance over another, it is meant to leave a mushroom shaped mark and should always be used if a bitch owes you money.
I willy whipped him for not paying me back.
My boyfriend got willy whipped so I broke up with him.
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A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate
Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&Mβs*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
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a guy who says dope too much,crazy, exiting guy to be with
Willie Tello is is great guy to be with
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