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A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
“You willy wonker! You small Dick”
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The act of tying your Willy in to a bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Look at my Willy Bow!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!
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boy 1: thats a small willy you got there
boy 2: thanks man
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The tingling sensation a male gets in his winky before he becomes erect
My word! I saw Lindsay’s bum tonight and it gave me some willy whispers.
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When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear
Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
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When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.
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