big mexican woman

Big Mexican Woman (BMW)
Is the beautiful vehicle you drive your children to school with, it is the perfect vehicle, it honks when you pull the right place, it even has a voice translator, although it only speaks in spanish, but perfect for picking up the ladies ;) if your late for work, just drive the big mexican woman and you'll get their in no time, you don't need fuel, just pack a burrito and you'll be fine
NOT OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY

OH MY MOTHER OF GREASY BACON that boy got himself one of dose big mexican womans, damn girl they be expensive, lets check him out

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pretty woman kitchen

Its not really a woman but he is in a kitchen!

I really love "pretty woman kitchen's" videos!

tall woman fallacy

Offering a single exception to a rule to disprove the general rule. The tall woman fallacy gets its name from people using a single tall woman to "disprove" the fact that men are taller than women.

This fallacy usually comes from misinterpreting a general rule to mean it applies in every single case, e.g. "All men are taller than all women" instead of "Men are, on average, taller than women."

A)
Jack: Men are taller than women.
Jill: That's not true Jack, Mary is 6'3".
Jack: That doesn't disprove the rule. Even when we take Mary and other tall women into account, there are still more tall men than women, and the average height for men will be higher than the average height for women. A few exceptions don't disprove the rule.

B)

Will: More violent crimes are committed by young people than by old people.
Joe: That's not true, I knew a 70 year-old who beat up his wife. Are you saying he didn't break the law?
Will: No Joe, that's the tall woman fallacy. While old people do commit crimes, there are fewer older violent criminals than there are young criminals, and fewer violent crimes committed by old people than by young people.

Mad woman’s shit

Mad Woman’s Shit Sessions an internet radio show broadcast on Cutterschoiceradio. Hosted by the inimitable Benny Fonzarelli on mixlr every wednesday, 7:30-9:30pm UK time. An eclectic mix of Soul, funk, hip hop, blues n punk and soooo much more

You listening to Mad woman’s shit sessions tonight? Course I am, do I look like a cunt!

anti-woman

It’s really simple. Pro-life = anti-woman.

Popularized by the legendary standup comedian George Carlin in his 1996 HBO special ‘Back in Town’.

Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

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strong independent woman

A hostile, violent, and shallow female character based around what a cynical male writer thinks is "female empowerment". Such characters usually dress in some kind of fetish outfit and beat up a succession of men that leer, make snide remarks, or attempt rape. Despite being "independent", their arcs inevitably include constant angst over how they're not like other women and men just don't understand them.

The film of Barb Wire involves a woman that dresses like a prostitute and drops a man to a death by gigantic explosion for calling her "babe". Strong independent woman!

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Woman beer scale

The amount of 12 oz beers you would have to consume in order to conduct intercourse with a woman. The scale would normally range from 0-15. 0 being the best and 15 being the worst.

Logan-It would take me 3 beers to bang that girl.

Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.

Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.

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