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Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.
Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?
Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.
1. A man who is so strong it is assumed that he is half ox.
2. The the man chosen to save humanity from the Draconian Empire.
A Criminal who is also a but trampy.
"Whos that robbing that bank?"
"Oh, thats just that pub man"
The "man nod" is an unspoken greeting when you want to acknowledge someones presence, but do not wish to start a conversation with them. The only way to answer a man nod is with another man nod, only verbal part of a man nod is usually a grunt. The man nod is great for being sort of polite even when you dont want to speak to them at all. The man nod can also be done to non men by men, and also used on strangers if your a blokey bloke.
Steve was walking down the street when he saw Fred he knew from uni coming the other way, being a bloke Steve didnt want to bother with being social so he gave Fred a quick man nod, as Fred walked past he returned Steves man nod and carried on walking.
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1. n. a drug peddler
2. n. your friendly neighborhood drug dealer
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
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