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The ultimate combo move. Instruct her to gargle blue Powerade when getting head than begin the procedure for a jelly doughnut. Make her laugh to create an angry dragon and finish by saluting and humming the star-spangled banner.
The uncle sam is my favourite patriotic theme sex move, even if it does turn her tongue blue.
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A stupid phrase made up by Chris, who tried to convince everyone that it was a widely used phrase and was shocked that normal people had never heard of it.
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To chop off your female partners arm and give yourself a handjob with it
“Yo bro yesterday I did the jetstream sam with my girl”
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A nominally obese child, infamous fopr ruining parties with excessive eating habits. He was once referred to as a fat shit and this is now his middle name. Despite thinking of himself as a ladies man, most are repulsed by the oily blubber which encases his body.
HEY barbara do you mind if Sam Collins goes to your party? Ah no i've only got limited fridge stocks.
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A characte in a game called Splinter Cell who has the right to use the fifth freedom to eliminate threats as he sees how they should. Equipped with the latest technology, Sam Fisher can easily get the job done without shit getting too hectic.
Also, can kick solid snake's ass any day of the week.
shit, playboy mansion is being heavily guarded! Ill just use my airfoil rounds, take out the guards, access the gate, and get mt some pussy!
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v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.
The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.
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Sam croney means a thunder punch up the Fanny flaps
Wow she just got sam croney'd
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