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Finch Hair

The excessive amount of body hair accumulated after only a few years after hitting puberty, extremely black and greasy, resembling pubic hair, and strands are often knotted. Combing is actually strongly encouraged. The main area of infection of this disease is the hind-quarters, or "arse." This hair is extremely disgusting, and those who are infected with it are often mistaken for an ape when seen from behind. Do not feel offended if those showering beside you move a few shower heads down. Many common side effects: depression, baldness, young kids looking as if they were 42,poor soccer abilities, and strong attraction towards too young members of the opposite sex. Many grow up to become child offenders. Infects commonly those from North Carolina and members of the high, upper class.

Wow, that soccer goalie in the shower must have Finch Hair, he looked as if he were forty-two years old!

by *69TIGER69* November 6, 2008

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hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019

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ginger hair

A rare hair colour that can either be considered stunning or minging. Is a sort of RED colour and looks much better on females than on males. The most orange tints of ginger are considered the most disgusting.

God, that guy was a ginger hair-ed GOD!

Ewww, that bloke's ginger hair was so orange it outshined the sun!!

Oh yes, now THAT boy's, is a lush example of a sexy girl with ginger hair! One in a million!

by LovliJessie May 22, 2005

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grey hair

an old person that doesnt know how to fuckin drive... are always out driving on nice days getting in the way of people that arent driving 6 1/2 mile an hour.

"must be a nice day, all the damb grey hairs are out"

by otho-eric August 10, 2006

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hair band

bands from the 1980s known as much for their music as their huge, flowing heads of hair.

I like '80s hair bands, like Bon Jovi

by mciml2 July 14, 2004

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sex hair

Sex hair: (adj)describes unkempt, uncombed hairstyle made famous by actor Rob Pattinson and adored by women worldwide.

Rob Pattinson's sex hair dazzles me!
My boyfriend came home with sex hair and I knew he was not playing cards with the guys like he said he was.

by The Amazing Meow's Friend August 8, 2009

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sex hair

Out of this world hair. Meaning also after how your hair looks like after sex. Many scene kids emo hardcore and electro kids use this term as having a devil lock or hair that is very unique.
It looks like anime hair, colors or not and also very long and with lots of gel

1:Ohh emm geee jhon i love ur sex hair <3
2:XThxX becky all that gel for just my hair ppl might say im an idiot but i think is ok
1:NO is so RADD like WOOOA

by steven C. V. July 17, 2005

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