Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

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playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

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Stay for Play

Obtaining lodging in exchange for sex acts.

Tom: So do you have a place to stay when you visit NYC?

Adrian: No, there is this guy who I may be able to chill with, but i don't know him very well.

Tom: Dude, you are totally going to have to stay for play! Get ready to bend over and put out!

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Play action

When you stick you dick head in her pussy, then pulling out really fast, shove it in her ass.

Laura: My Ass still hurts, because I never saw that play action coming, that Rob gave me last night.
Alyssa: Yea he is like Peyton Manning

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play it by year

wait and see what happens

I'm going to play it by year and see what happens.

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play pretties

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers

Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"

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play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

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