a modern day "alternative" style of music usually performed by excessively dramatic lead singers and pseudo talented musicians. Common queef-rock characteristics are mediocre arrangements of pop music played with traditional rock instruments, and repetitious catchy choruses about nothing.
"Queef-rock" examples include performance "ARTISTS" such as Coldplay, Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon.
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A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.
Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"
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The modern "gangsta" handshake where each person makes a fist and slams it into the others fist, knuckle against knuckles.
Bust a rock with a playa! (approximate meaning-shake my hand)
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When something is slow or has lack of bustle.
(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!
Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.
Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.
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When a guys dick is as hard as a rock and throat fucks someone until they puke.
After a night of drinking Joe throat fucked Mike until he puked and Joe yelled rock sick, bitch!
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Protruding nipples that look like they can cut diamonds. Usually visible around colder climates and erotic situations.
Nip rocks can be seen underneath shirts, which automatically qualify the girls to be smuggling skittles
Bless that girl with them visible nip rocks. She look like she be smuggling skittles.
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